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Tonight is going to be the best night of our lives.
Mom and dad, gone, your brother date, who is left in charge? Judy, Queen of zits.
What time she is looking especially broken out this evening?
So she'll spend all night in the bathroom squeezing her face.
Leaving us, free to watch...
Barney salutes the alphabet?
That is just the box. It's apparent camouflage, outside a happy purple sock, inside the guts of flier.
Wow, I'm Blowing Up Your Head part 6, Stumpy's Revenge. I thought Stumpy died in part 5.
Well, that is why he wants revenge.
Cool.
Woo, Barney does the ABCs. You know, I don't want to ruin the ending for you Cor, but Z.
You totally underestimated me. Open it, ha...
Stumpy's Revenge, not bad for a baby scam.
This is not a baby scam. This is a totally major scam. Stumpy's Revenge is rated R for violence.
Ah, maybe a little nudity.
Yeah, but we can fast forward over that.
All right, you're right, it's a major scam, but hey, if you're gonna do the crime, be sure you are ready to do the time.
What do you mean?
Why do you think mom and dad are letting me go get my driver's license with Jason and his brother instead with them?
Because they hope you will get lost then, never come back.
No, because they trust me. See I spent my whole life putting deposits in the trust bank, and today I'm cashing in.
What trust bank? You get busted all the time.
No, no, no. Just a few carefully selected times, enough so mom and dad think they are doing their job. See they know something major happens, I will come to them.
Wow, I never thought I'd see this, but I could learn from you, and maybe I can fit into this master plan of yours. After you get your license we can drive downtown and check out that new baseball cards sample from 3rd Street.
Excellent!
Yes, and then we can go to the drive-through, and pick up a bucket of Hot Wings for me and Shawn to eat with the movie.
Oh, yes, yes
Oh, Yes, that is why I'm getting my license, so I can bring my litter brother all the places he has ever wanted to go to unless Jason and I have a date with 2 totally major babes, oh, wait, we do, but here is a lovely parting gift.
Words & Information:
camouflage: Camouflage consists of things such as leaves, branches, or brown and green paint, which are used to make it difficult for an enemy to see military forces and equipment. 伪装;掩饰
nudity: Nudity is the state of wearing no clothes. 裸露;裸体像;裸体画
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