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Yes, I would love another cup of tea, thank you. And would you like to try on my new floppy hat? No, Morgan. Now here I really must draw the line, I will not put on your floppy hat. Now that's not gonna work. We had an agreement. I was to get dressed up and come to your tea party. And then you were to leave me in complete peace so that I could grade my papers. Now I have upheld my part of the bargain. I have festooned myself in costume jewelry. I have swill your faux tea. Now I insist that you keep your end of the bargain. Oh, all right, all right, give me the hat. Happy now? Uh-huh! What's that? My mix-and-bake cake is ready. Oh, well, I rush on winged feet.
So all previous theories of the migratory pattern of the Arctic caribou are shattered by the startling discovery, not one but two Arctic caribou here, where were previously not one but none. All right, college girl in the shower. Kiss your head, good bye. No! Stumpy! No!!! Why did Stumpy just blow up her head? Well, that's a tough one, Cor. Stumpy is a pretty complex guy. Here we are. After the infant Caribou is delivered, the mother licks it free of the birth fluids. Oh, buck up. You are watching the glorious tapestry of nature. All right, buxom naked nurse. Say "Hasta La Vista" to your head. No, Stumpy, not the crossbow. No~~~ Oh, she blowed up real good. Be in dip? Wonder if Eric is having as a good time as we are. Are you kidding? Having fun is what he's best at.
Please give me back my daddy's car, I mean, there has to be some shred of humanity in you. What does that mean, Humanity?
Words & Information:
festoon: If something is festooned with, for example, lights, balloons, or flowers, large numbers of these things are hung from it or wrapped around it, especially in order to decorate it. 以花彩装饰 faux : 【法】假的;人造的 caribou : A caribou is a large north American deer. 北美驯鹿[C] crossbow: A crossbow is a weapon consisting of a small, powerful bow that is fixed across a piece of wood, and aimed like a gun. 石弓;弩[C] Hasta La Vista: see you later (Spanish)
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