|
How about him for my cousin?
Shawn? Um, no. Cory is my brother. You know I don't wanna dump my little brother.
Because I think my cousin would have a good time with Shawn. And if my cousin has a good time, we could have a good time.
No, Cory's my brother, Cory's my blood.
Shawn has blood.
Ah, Mr. Turner, a reminder, our faculty advisor meeting is today at 4:00.
Today really? 4:00 really? Is that the one we'll get saddled with all those terrible after-school life sapping clubs, oh, please let it be that meeting.
Yes, that's the one.
I don't wanna go.
Yes, well, unfortunately you have no choice about what meetings you go to, Mr. Picky. I'll see you at 4:00.
Shawn, bud.
I didn't do it. I don't know where he is. I don't have a dime.
Stop clenching. Let me do you a favor. How would you like to go to a double date with me, Kim and Kim's cousin.
Why don't you ask Cory?
Cory, my brother? You don't think I'd asked my brother first? Is that what you think of me?
No, no no. I don't think anything of you.
Alright then.
So what does she look like?
Gorgeous, spectacular, like Elmic Fearson with Cindy Crawford's mind.
You haven't seen her yet? Have you?
I'm paying.
She's just my type. So where are we going?
I'm paying.
I love it there.
Next we need someone for the senior ski-trip. Jonathan you look as though you could handle yourself through a strenuous weekend of physical exertion. Am I right?
Only if you come with me, Dab.
Alright.
Chess club advisor that would of course be George.
Why?
What?
Why "of course"? You said "of course". Why did you say "of course"?
I… I just assumed that you would want it.
That the little man in sweater vest, better not stray too far from the dry cleaners?
George, why do you get so hot about it. Just clubs. And by the way, nice sweater vest.
You just automatically assumed that, because I dress this way, because I speak this way, that I was born to lead the chess club?
Yeah, of course.
George, you're the principal here. You want another club, you say the word.
I don't want another club. I just want everybody to stop assuming around here. That's all.
I move that we all stop assuming anything unless you… you probably assumed that I was gonna do that.
|
页面导航： 
