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So, you \ moving in with Turner, huh?
You were listening?
Well, I was snagged up there for a while; I had to wait till a squirrel lost interest.
Yeah, you know, Cory, your folks are great and all; this seems right.
Yeah, I think so. But the... you know what this means, don't you? I mean you're not a stray any more.
Yeah, so, what's it like to be a housebroken dog?
Not so bad. I mean, you get your meals regular, you get your own chew toy, and if you bring in the paper, they're so thrilled.
What if I hate it?
I'll have my mom and dad put in a doggie door for ya.
Just leave the window open.
You got it.
Sorry, Mr. Feeny, I have been planting and hedging and mowing for three days now. The SAT is tomorrow, and I demand to know the 3 secrets.
Get a good night's sleep.
What, no, no, no, no, no, no way, until you tell me what the secrets are.
I just told you one, Eric. Sleep.
Sleep? I can't sleep, the test is tomorrow, and I haven't thought about it in days.
Which is secret No.2--clear you mind. Care to take a guess at what secret No.3 is?
You're Satan? How could you do this to me, Mr. Feeny?
Eric, do you know what SAT means?
Sat?
Scholastic Aptitude Test. It measures what's up here, your natural ability to learn. So, clear your mind, get some sleep and trust yourself.
Those are the 3 secrets? Thank you, Mr. Feeny, I feel better already.
Whoa, where are you going? There's still the matter of pruning my azaleas.
The azaleas, of course, I will take care of that now, psych! As you've already told me what the three secrets were, thanks Mr. Feeny.
Did I say three?
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psych (also psyche or sike): To retract your previous statement, in an attempt to fool the person you're talking/chatting to. The word is often used as an exclamation which serves to tell what you just said was false or wrong. [urbandictionary] ; Sort of like "just kidding"?
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