You asked Topanga out?!

What? You said yourself she's a woman now.

I, I, I can’t talk to you right now.

Cool, see you.

I was gonna ask her out. Really, I was.

Tell me I'm dreaming. Just send me a sign.

Oh. This is a sign.

You bet it’s a sign.

Come on, kid. Lift your shirt. Lift. Lift. Lift.

Film Society Screening Friday. What about a pill? Cough it up. Cough, cough, cough.

No, no. This is not a good time. Ok.

Be there or be …dead. It’s catchy.

It’s OK. And just don’t get up.

Well.

It’s the best job interview I have been on in months, you know?

Alright. Eli, so you’ve got something.

Yeah. The secretary's phone number. I'll start Saturday night.

What about the job, man?

It’s overqualified.

Eli.

Buddy.

And when they kick you out of your apartment, you always have a place to stay.

Yeah. I appreciate that.

That park across the street, man. And they get new benches. And we’ll still be neighbors.  

Aright. Where is he? You don’t believe in knocking

I don’t believe in anything any more. I demand to know where Shawn Hunter is.

I’m right here, Cory.

Aha. I found you.

Is it about Topanga?

What were you thinking, Shawn? You do not ask out your best friend’s girl. Am I right?

How long have you been dating her?

Never. He didn’t even make a move!

Yeah. But I was going to.

Yeah, this sounds like a clear violation of the gentlemen’s code of dating.

Yes!!!

You see a true friend doesn’t ask out the girl that his buddy likes or has just broken up with. Right, Jon?

Yeah. You know. Whatever. I mean. There is always exceptions to that rule.

Yeah. And would one of these exceptions be a certain Miss Cynthia Harp?

Eli, would you let it go?! It was ten years ago. Besides, you dumped her for that Spanish transferred student whose only word of English was “yes’’.