He should see the back of mine

    A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

    "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD！"

    Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said,

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier； but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants！"

    A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine！"