As soon as you wake up， you're fired

    Our co-worker went missing for a few hours， and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him， he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep，" it read， "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up， you're fired."

    我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。”