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  • 140. Whose Son Is the Greatest
    Updating Time:2006-9-20 11:03:45

      The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."

      The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

      "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

      " The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"

    Notes:

      (1) priest n.基督教的教士 ;牧师

      (2) monsignor n.阁下(对某些天主教教士的尊称)

      (3) bishop n.主教(主管一城市或一教区之教务)

      (4) Your Excellency 阁下(对主教的尊称)

      (5) cardinal n.(天主教的)红衣主教(有权选举教皇)

      (6) Your Eminence 对红衣主教的尊称

    Exercises:

    根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):

      ① The four mothers were all proud of their own sons.

      ② The second mother's son was a great lawyer.

      ③ The third mother said that her son was a high official in the

      ④ The fourth mother was ashamed of her son.

      ⑤ We can see from the passage that the fourth mother was the cleverest.

    140.谁的儿子最伟大

      四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士,”第一位母亲自豪地说道,“他进入房间,人们都说,‘您好,阁下’。”

      第二为母亲说:“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间,人们都称,‘您好,大人’。”

      “我的儿子是位红衣主教,”第三位母亲接着说,“他走进房间,人们都说,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”

      第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十,体重三百磅,”她说,“他要是走入房间,人们都说‘哦,我的上帝’!”

    练习参考答案:

    ①T②F③F④F⑤T

     
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